1 00:00:00,012 --> 00:00:01,012 Sal. 2 00:00:02,285 --> 00:00:03,883 Sal. 3 00:00:03,933 --> 00:00:05,275 Hi. 4 00:00:05,325 --> 00:00:06,325 I'm hungry. 5 00:00:07,377 --> 00:00:08,835 I'm sleepy. 6 00:00:08,885 --> 00:00:10,710 Can we go for brunch? 7 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,508 Can you give me another hour and we'll call it lunch? 8 00:00:12,532 --> 00:00:14,240 Yeah, that's fine. 9 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:17,733 I'll just, I'll just lay here for another hour, hungry. 10 00:00:17,783 --> 00:00:19,016 - Stop. - Is this comfortable? 11 00:00:19,066 --> 00:00:20,240 No, get off! 12 00:00:21,223 --> 00:00:22,007 You're so needy. 13 00:00:22,057 --> 00:00:23,057 You love it. 14 00:00:29,669 --> 00:00:30,669 Stop. 15 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:32,252 You have morning breath! 16 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:33,182 Oh, you like that? 17 00:00:33,232 --> 00:00:37,308 You suck! 18 00:00:37,358 --> 00:00:39,289 Yeah, let's go. 19 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,354 Who's awake at this time? 20 00:00:42,852 --> 00:00:45,568 It's 10 a.m., Sal. 21 00:00:46,768 --> 00:00:49,020 It's June, I'll call her back in a minute. 22 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,461 No, invite her to brunch. 23 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,511 'Kay. 24 00:00:55,025 --> 00:00:56,025 Hey. 25 00:01:11,121 --> 00:01:12,121 Hey. 26 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,993 That bad, huh? 27 00:01:15,044 --> 00:01:16,044 Yeah. 28 00:01:17,149 --> 00:01:18,961 What're you doing this weekend? 29 00:01:19,889 --> 00:01:22,762 I was planning on staying in, mostly. 30 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:24,394 That's what we thought. 31 00:01:24,444 --> 00:01:26,069 Izzy and I booked an Airbnb on the island 32 00:01:26,093 --> 00:01:27,247 for the next three days, 33 00:01:27,297 --> 00:01:29,149 and we are picking you up in an hour. 34 00:01:32,187 --> 00:01:37,192 As great as that sounds, Junebug, I, I think I gotta pass. 35 00:01:37,427 --> 00:01:38,688 He says he's not coming. 36 00:01:38,738 --> 00:01:39,942 Don't be a little bitch. 37 00:01:39,992 --> 00:01:42,445 Yeah come on, stop being a little bitch. 38 00:01:43,443 --> 00:01:44,794 Come on, it'll do you good. 39 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,048 All right, all right. 40 00:01:48,098 --> 00:01:49,249 Yay. 41 00:01:49,299 --> 00:01:51,065 Love you, bye. 42 00:01:51,115 --> 00:01:52,449 Love you, bye. 43 00:02:00,486 --> 00:02:04,573 ♪ High and far above me, you are ♪ 44 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:16,469 ♪ Your mind, your thoughts ♪ 45 00:02:16,578 --> 00:02:21,583 ♪ Aren't mine, they're yours ♪ 46 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:26,880 ♪ And I, I will climb high up to the tree tops ♪ 47 00:02:29,241 --> 00:02:33,211 ♪ Where you are and you say ♪ 48 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:38,266 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 49 00:02:38,624 --> 00:02:43,629 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 50 00:02:43,852 --> 00:02:48,857 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 51 00:02:49,309 --> 00:02:54,314 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 52 00:02:57,991 --> 00:03:02,996 ♪ I will fly in the air that you provide ♪ 53 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:08,571 ♪ I will soar upon your wings ♪ 54 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:13,626 ♪ I will lie down beside your feet ♪ 55 00:03:15,957 --> 00:03:19,937 ♪ It's where I'll stay 'cause you say there ♪ 56 00:03:19,987 --> 00:03:24,992 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 57 00:03:25,254 --> 00:03:30,259 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 58 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:35,600 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 59 00:03:35,906 --> 00:03:39,327 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 60 00:04:06,672 --> 00:04:08,438 Do you think we got enough beer? 61 00:04:08,488 --> 00:04:09,735 Yeah, I was thinking the same. 62 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:11,221 I was joking. 63 00:04:11,271 --> 00:04:12,202 I wasn't. 64 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,819 You guys, Bryan's gonna show us the place. 65 00:04:13,843 --> 00:04:15,205 - Cool. - Ohh, is Bryan 66 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,039 gonna show us the place? 67 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,098 Yeah, Bryan's gonna show us the place. 68 00:04:18,148 --> 00:04:19,399 We can hear you. 69 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,666 Nice. 70 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:28,608 Wow. 71 00:04:28,658 --> 00:04:31,901 Yeah, and this is just the kitchen. 72 00:04:31,951 --> 00:04:34,614 Wait until I show you the rest of the love shack. 73 00:04:34,664 --> 00:04:36,174 Okay. 74 00:04:36,224 --> 00:04:37,824 This is what I like to call stage one, 75 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:39,542 kinda like first base. 76 00:04:41,891 --> 00:04:43,583 Shall I show you second base? 77 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:45,485 Yeah, maybe just show us the bedrooms. 78 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,867 Okay, if you're tracking my analogy, 79 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:48,868 that's what I like to call... 80 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:49,702 Home base? 81 00:04:49,752 --> 00:04:51,341 Exactly. 82 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:55,358 My little joke, but we have filmed porn here before. 83 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,092 So, due to the last minute nature of your booking, 84 00:05:12,142 --> 00:05:14,537 I didn't have time to stock the nightstand. 85 00:05:15,795 --> 00:05:17,043 Oh that's uh, that's cool, man. 86 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,739 I don't think we'll be needing any of that kinda thing. 87 00:05:19,789 --> 00:05:21,851 Oh look, I'm not here to judge. 88 00:05:21,901 --> 00:05:23,899 Who you sleep with and where is entirely up to you. 89 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:26,196 I appreciate your sentiment, but we're not together. 90 00:05:26,246 --> 00:05:27,377 Yeah, we're just friends. 91 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,427 Really? 92 00:05:29,169 --> 00:05:33,513 You guys had this kind of electric chemistry. 93 00:05:33,563 --> 00:05:34,567 Really? 94 00:05:35,885 --> 00:05:36,885 Oh yeah. 95 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:43,086 So uh, wanna see the rest of the rooms? 96 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:46,765 Yeah. 97 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:51,291 Okay well uh, sometimes it's good for a host to stay 98 00:05:51,341 --> 00:05:52,482 and help you bed down. 99 00:05:52,532 --> 00:05:53,736 Yeah, no, we're good. 100 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:57,083 I'm not far away, I could drop in from time to time. 101 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,428 - No, uh. - Again, we're good, 102 00:05:58,478 --> 00:05:59,449 but thanks, bud. 103 00:05:59,499 --> 00:06:00,283 Bye, Bryan. 104 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,117 See you soon, babe. 105 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:02,728 Yeah, how about a couple days? 106 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:07,367 - My god, jeez. - So, he's a character. 107 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:08,806 I think he's cute. 108 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:10,726 Sure, he's a little horn dog, 109 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,518 but at least he doesn't hide it like most guys. 110 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,194 Yeah, that's way better. 111 00:06:15,905 --> 00:06:18,802 So, should we set up some house rules? 112 00:06:18,852 --> 00:06:20,550 Oof, get off, you're fucking heavy. 113 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,762 We should take turns cooking and cleaning. 114 00:06:22,812 --> 00:06:25,888 And by that you mean Izzy will cook and will clean. 115 00:06:26,746 --> 00:06:30,040 Secondly, and most importantly, no phones. 116 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,417 Please, like you guys could stay off your phones 117 00:06:31,441 --> 00:06:33,083 for two hours, let alone two days? 118 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:35,325 You do realize that this rule is just for you, right? 119 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:36,822 We're only doing this outta solidarity. 120 00:06:36,846 --> 00:06:37,897 Hmm? 121 00:06:37,947 --> 00:06:39,809 You need to stop thinking about Luce, 122 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:42,605 and if you go on your phone, you're gonna try to call her. 123 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,024 Fair. 124 00:06:45,975 --> 00:06:47,347 So anything else? 125 00:06:47,397 --> 00:06:49,289 Last and most important rule, 126 00:06:49,339 --> 00:06:51,691 friends don't let friends drink their problems away alone. 127 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:52,525 That's fair. 128 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:53,883 Goodbye liver. 129 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:54,933 Mmm! 130 00:06:55,795 --> 00:06:57,847 And I don't wanna have to keep bringing it up, 131 00:06:57,897 --> 00:07:00,103 so be proactive. 132 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,451 Beautiful response, June. 133 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:10,759 Beautiful. 134 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:20,353 Hey, Izz? 135 00:07:20,403 --> 00:07:21,571 Yeah? 136 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:23,009 Could you get me another drink, please? 137 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:24,854 Oh, haha. 138 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:25,904 Fine. 139 00:07:31,811 --> 00:07:32,811 Yep. 140 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,755 So. 141 00:07:35,805 --> 00:07:36,805 So? 142 00:07:37,827 --> 00:07:38,611 Lucy. 143 00:07:38,661 --> 00:07:40,420 Mm, new rule. 144 00:07:40,470 --> 00:07:42,692 The name Lucy is off-limits. 145 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:43,526 - Really? - Yep. 146 00:07:43,576 --> 00:07:45,705 Unless we're plotting revenge. 147 00:07:45,755 --> 00:07:46,755 - June! - What? 148 00:07:48,019 --> 00:07:50,930 I like it, but we still can't use her name. 149 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:51,764 Okay. 150 00:07:51,814 --> 00:07:52,814 You two are children. 151 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,657 Obviously. 152 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,906 What ah, kinda revenge are you thinking? 153 00:07:56,956 --> 00:07:58,688 Well, I was thinking, you know all 154 00:07:58,738 --> 00:08:00,850 the sexual misconduct allegations right now? 155 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,092 I like where you're going. 156 00:08:02,142 --> 00:08:03,603 Everyone's guilty by accusation, 157 00:08:03,653 --> 00:08:05,845 so instead of revenge porn, 158 00:08:05,895 --> 00:08:07,067 we could revenge smear her. 159 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:08,628 Jesus June, that's dark. 160 00:08:08,678 --> 00:08:10,206 You're supposed to be our innocent one. 161 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:12,542 I know, I've been adding dark sides to myself, 162 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,813 spice things up a little. 163 00:08:13,863 --> 00:08:15,275 I like it. 164 00:08:15,325 --> 00:08:18,838 Which part, the revenge smear, or my dark side? 165 00:08:18,888 --> 00:08:20,040 Both. 166 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:22,042 Well as much as I like your dark side, 167 00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:23,865 Luce did nothing wrong, she was lovely. 168 00:08:23,915 --> 00:08:25,635 Drink. 169 00:08:25,685 --> 00:08:30,690 And yes, she's great, but she's an ex now, so we hate her. 170 00:08:31,061 --> 00:08:31,844 Seriously? 171 00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:32,894 Yep. 172 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,092 No, she's great. 173 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:41,294 It was me. 174 00:08:44,614 --> 00:08:46,866 Hey, you're great, too. 175 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,778 Yeah, I was joking. 176 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,930 Hey, I need another drink. 177 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:53,446 - Me too. - 'Kay, I got it. 178 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:01,981 Every time. 179 00:09:02,032 --> 00:09:03,693 Hey, it's expected. 180 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,317 Not sure that it is, but given that we've met Bryan, 181 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,831 I wholly support it. 182 00:09:12,597 --> 00:09:13,813 What the... 183 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,157 Nice, do you think it's his? 184 00:09:15,207 --> 00:09:16,486 Has to be. 185 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:18,088 Hey. 186 00:09:18,138 --> 00:09:19,789 - Nice! - Okay. 187 00:09:19,839 --> 00:09:22,412 It's called, wait for it, Libidica. 188 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,383 Hilarious. 189 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:24,954 Not sure that it is. 190 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:26,472 Oh what, you're not gonna smoke it? 191 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:27,830 I absolutely am. 192 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:32,264 Good, aye? ♪ I won't give up ♪ 193 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:36,155 ♪ Even if the sun ain't shining ♪ 194 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:40,584 ♪ Dance with me into the night and ♪ 195 00:09:40,634 --> 00:09:41,667 What do you guys think of my walk? 196 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:42,691 Huh? 197 00:09:43,745 --> 00:09:44,783 My walk. 198 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,162 - What do you mean? - Do you like it? 199 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,659 Is it a strong walk? 200 00:09:48,709 --> 00:09:50,480 ♪ Girl I know that we can make it ♪ 201 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:53,160 I have never really considered that, to be honest. 202 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,250 ♪ You know I won't give up ♪ 203 00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:56,306 - Why would you lie? - What? 204 00:09:56,356 --> 00:09:59,139 You said to be honest, why would you not be honest? 205 00:09:59,189 --> 00:10:00,290 Fair question. 206 00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:02,974 I dunno. 207 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:06,706 I think I'm gonna mix it up. 208 00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:09,102 If I start walking more like a badass, 209 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,429 maybe people will think that I'm more of a badass. 210 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,897 Yeah, good luck with that, all right? 211 00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:17,326 So whaddaya got? 212 00:10:17,376 --> 00:10:18,557 Gimme a strut. 213 00:10:18,607 --> 00:10:19,671 All right. 214 00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:22,547 ♪ I won't give up ♪ 215 00:10:22,597 --> 00:10:24,802 ♪ Even if the sun ♪ 216 00:10:26,786 --> 00:10:29,383 ♪ Dance with me into the night ♪ 217 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:30,837 And then like a. 218 00:10:30,887 --> 00:10:34,544 ♪ Show you that I won't give up. ♪ 219 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:35,683 Yeah, 'cause that looks 220 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,630 totally natural, and badass. 221 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,744 That, that'll help you get the girls. 222 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,157 I might as well just start walking like this. 223 00:10:43,273 --> 00:10:45,025 Is that thing lame, whaddaya got? 224 00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:46,667 'Kay. 225 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:48,417 ♪ Scared of being lonely ♪ 226 00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:49,885 See this, okay. 227 00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:52,785 Let us see this. 228 00:10:53,749 --> 00:10:55,396 Now, whaddaya got, bring it. 229 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,760 ♪ I ain't going anywhere. ♪ 230 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:58,979 What the fuck 231 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:00,130 is that? - What? 232 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:01,404 That's my new walk. 233 00:11:02,352 --> 00:11:03,352 Fuck you guys! 234 00:11:04,184 --> 00:11:05,685 Ooh, look at me. 235 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:09,072 This looks amazing. 236 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,777 Have I ever told you that I love you? 237 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,624 Yes, and it generally coincides with my cooking. 238 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,356 But, cooking a whole Christmas dinner 239 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:20,420 just to make us Christmas sandwiches, is pretty amazing. 240 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,591 It's amazing. 241 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:22,792 It's nothing, really. 242 00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:24,684 Are you sure we can't help? 243 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,796 Well you want this to be all time, right? 244 00:11:26,846 --> 00:11:29,159 - Yeah. - Yeah, then no thanks. 245 00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:30,977 You're treating this like a challenge, aren't you? 246 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,052 Kind of. 247 00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:33,853 Juniper, what is your favorite dish? 248 00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:35,925 And do not say spaghetti and meatballs again, 249 00:11:35,975 --> 00:11:37,443 'cause I'm so tired of making the same shit 250 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:38,498 for you over and over. 251 00:11:38,548 --> 00:11:42,912 Pancakes, with loads of fruit and tons of syrup. 252 00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:45,325 Well, then that's breakfast sorted. 253 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,375 Yay! 254 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,889 To the chef of what could be the best 255 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:50,990 Christmas sandwich ever. 256 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,041 Cheers. 257 00:11:57,264 --> 00:12:00,201 To the chef of the best Christmas sandwich ever. 258 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:01,252 Seriously? 259 00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:04,166 This is my favorite Christmas sandwich I've ever had. 260 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,382 Mm, really? 261 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:07,737 Curmo sandmo is my favorite, and this is the best. 262 00:12:07,787 --> 00:12:09,009 It's fucking amazing. 263 00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:10,030 Well thank you, guys. 264 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,082 Excuse me while I become extremely antisocial 265 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,533 and devour the shit outta this. 266 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,052 Hey, take your time. 267 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,175 You always enjoy things better when you take your time. 268 00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:19,141 Bullshit. 269 00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:21,526 I'm enjoying this just fine. 270 00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:23,852 So? 271 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,446 So? 272 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,158 So what's Jason been saying? 273 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,079 Mm. 274 00:12:29,129 --> 00:12:32,550 Jason hasn't texted me back for four days. 275 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,384 Shit. 276 00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:35,505 - Yeah. - What'd you text him last? 277 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,746 What does that matter? 278 00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:38,214 Well, if you didn't start a conversation, 279 00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:39,555 he's technically not ignoring you. 280 00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:40,579 True. 281 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,610 Let's see. 282 00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:50,130 Hey, you free for dinner tomorrow night? 283 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,641 - Fuck. - Rough. 284 00:12:51,691 --> 00:12:53,103 Yeah. 285 00:12:53,153 --> 00:12:55,885 Why is every guy you're into end up being a ghoster? 286 00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:58,708 It's just guys in general, especially in this city. 287 00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,800 Really, 'cause Jason always texts me back. 288 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,348 Well that's 'cause you didn't sleep with him, 289 00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:04,034 and then introduce him to your parents. 290 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,404 - Right. - You guys are the worst. 291 00:13:05,432 --> 00:13:07,717 I just gave him a quick BJ and he begged me 292 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:08,551 to be his old man. 293 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:09,385 And blow him too, right? 294 00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:10,219 Oh, of course. 295 00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:11,291 I hate you all. 296 00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:12,481 Sorry, kid. 297 00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:13,550 You know what? 298 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,195 You should try being sluttier. 299 00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:16,029 Like Izzy. 300 00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:16,862 Excuse you? 301 00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,418 I mean, it sounds like a good plan. 302 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:19,252 - Hey. - Hey! 303 00:13:19,302 --> 00:13:20,815 Don't either of you dare slut shame me. 304 00:13:20,839 --> 00:13:23,133 Oh, we're not shaming, we're saying it's the better way. 305 00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:25,435 Absolutely, I can't remember the last time 306 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:26,676 you were hung up on someone. 307 00:13:26,726 --> 00:13:28,618 Well that's 'cause you gotta keep it casual. 308 00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:29,765 I mean, you gotta know what you want, 309 00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:30,940 and be up front about it. 310 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:31,891 And more often than not, 311 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,034 I just gotta get taken care of sexually. 312 00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:35,332 How liberated of you. 313 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,633 Oh, why thank you, sir. 314 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:44,700 ♪ Don't take this the wrong way, darling ♪ 315 00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:50,215 ♪ I've been thinking about you ♪ 316 00:13:50,265 --> 00:13:53,777 ♪ More than I wanted to do ♪ 317 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:58,832 ♪ Your lips and your hair ♪ 318 00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:05,028 ♪ Though beautiful, don't do justice to ♪ 319 00:14:05,707 --> 00:14:09,211 ♪ What you've got so rare ♪ 320 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,066 Wow, wow, wow, and playing songs you wrote 321 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,737 about the she-devil isn't off limits? 322 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:21,001 Nope, this is my grieving process. 323 00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:22,505 And is that Bryan's guitar? 324 00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:24,157 Yep. 325 00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:25,631 So you know, I just have to wonder, 326 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,217 what kinda songs does Bryan play 327 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,239 to woo his lovers on that guitar? 328 00:14:29,289 --> 00:14:32,512 And on that note, I'm gonna go pee. 329 00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:35,335 Make sure you wash your hands first. 330 00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:36,385 Gross. 331 00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:38,147 Wait. 332 00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:40,360 Can I come? 333 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:41,651 What? 334 00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:43,026 I've always wanted to try. 335 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:45,713 Aiming. 336 00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:46,763 No. 337 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:48,228 Sal, don't be lame. 338 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,989 Let the girl hold your flaccid penis. 339 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,092 See that's the thing, the idea of a girl 340 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,455 holding my penis while laughing might be my worst nightmare. 341 00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:57,424 That's 'cause you're a square. 342 00:14:57,474 --> 00:14:58,688 Okay. 343 00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:01,371 Don't worry, I'll get him to let me before we leave. 344 00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:02,992 Oh, I don't doubt it. 345 00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,847 Kind of a weird fetish, June, but I'm into it. 346 00:15:04,897 --> 00:15:08,258 It's not sexual, I just wanna try aiming. 347 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,308 Sure. 348 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,725 Hey, have you ever had a threesome? 349 00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:17,777 Not really. 350 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:19,772 Not really sounds like kinda. 351 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:23,953 This one time I got to like 1 1/2 bases 352 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,385 with like two guys. 353 00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:27,297 Why didn't it go the full distance? 354 00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:28,924 'Cause I'm pretty sure they were more interested 355 00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,430 in each other than me. 356 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,877 Really, what gave you that impression? 357 00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,419 Well, what gave it away, June darling, 358 00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:36,206 was that about after 10 minutes when we called it off, 359 00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:38,288 the other two were in the other bedroom 360 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,522 giving it the full hog. 361 00:15:41,781 --> 00:15:43,589 I guess I should be flattered for the initial invite, 362 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:45,705 but alas, I am not. 363 00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:46,755 How about you? 364 00:15:47,537 --> 00:15:48,608 Come on. 365 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:50,360 Yes, you're the most obvious. 366 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,462 Like that flute player from American Pie. 367 00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:54,697 Hope you're not supporting 368 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:56,629 this Johnson aiming fetish, yes? 369 00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,973 Whoa, and I need another drink. 370 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,590 Me too, I'll get it. 371 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,424 Aw, thanks. 372 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:06,106 Time for more drinking games. 373 00:16:06,156 --> 00:16:07,156 Yeah. 374 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,413 Can't we just drink and talk tonight? 375 00:16:09,463 --> 00:16:12,066 Not everyone is as sophisticated as you, Isabelle. 376 00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:18,578 I really like booze, it hides the agony inside me. 377 00:16:18,628 --> 00:16:20,073 Yeah, you and Fun Bobby. 378 00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:23,349 I love that all your references are from the mid '90s. 379 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,275 It was the golden age of television. 380 00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:27,136 Hmm. 381 00:16:29,414 --> 00:16:30,772 - What, whoa! - That's how 382 00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:32,240 it's done, bitches. 383 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,290 Not fair. 384 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:38,488 I want a rematch. 385 00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:40,130 Oh, I think you're cut off for now. 386 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:40,963 Why? 387 00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:43,019 Well do you want a good day tomorrow, or a bad day? 388 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,240 Yeah, I think you've had enough. 389 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:48,978 Okay, if I was too drunk, could I do this? 390 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,055 Whatcha doing? 391 00:16:51,105 --> 00:16:52,512 Yoga. 392 00:16:52,562 --> 00:16:53,729 Okay, let me help. 393 00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:55,875 - Okay let's go! - Whee! 394 00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:58,768 Okay, let's get some fresh air before the party crashes. 395 00:17:00,338 --> 00:17:01,842 Okay, I need shoes. 396 00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:03,088 - Okay, on your hands. - I need shoes. 397 00:17:03,112 --> 00:17:05,281 And, take a right. 398 00:17:07,712 --> 00:17:08,496 Bullshit! 399 00:17:08,546 --> 00:17:09,549 It's true. 400 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:10,599 I don't buy it. 401 00:17:11,871 --> 00:17:13,633 Todd's dad? 402 00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,135 How was that? 403 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,030 Honestly it was fucking awesome. 404 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,870 It's all that recent divorcee sexual frustration. 405 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,173 So you would know a thing or two about that, then, hey? 406 00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:24,461 Low blow. 407 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,657 People are saying I'm great at sex now, probably right. 408 00:17:27,707 --> 00:17:28,785 Eh, we'll see. 409 00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:29,835 Will we? 410 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,542 Okay, gross. 411 00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:34,294 Maybe Bryan's right, guys, 412 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,579 we're oozing with sexual tension. 413 00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:41,472 Hot. 414 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:42,882 Mm, you like that? 415 00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:43,932 Yeah. 416 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,187 Okay, we're officially at June 417 00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:52,342 making out with girls drunk. 418 00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:54,364 Which is what, two stages before barfing? 419 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:57,600 I am not gonna puke this weekend, okay? 420 00:17:58,658 --> 00:18:01,965 I am a whole new June. 421 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,535 You sure this is okay? 422 00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:29,419 Okay. 423 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,999 Hold on, oh, I'm feeling sick. 424 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:40,833 You okay, babe? 425 00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:41,883 Hold on a minute. 426 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,108 Ohh, those beers are hitting me. 427 00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:49,829 Are you okay? 428 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,170 Yeah yeah, keep going. 429 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,472 Oh, I think I'm gonna puke. 430 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,487 You guys have fun though. 431 00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:00,400 I think she's fine. 432 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,603 So much for a whole new June, hey? 433 00:19:04,904 --> 00:19:06,836 Hi, poothank. 434 00:19:06,886 --> 00:19:08,848 Hey. 435 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:09,898 How you feeling? 436 00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:12,779 I threw up. 437 00:19:12,829 --> 00:19:14,184 I know. 438 00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,238 How do you know? 439 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,450 I could hear you. 440 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,124 No. 441 00:19:20,174 --> 00:19:22,576 It's okay, we've all seen you throw up before. 442 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:28,048 I'm sorry we didn't get to have sex. 443 00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:29,098 It's okay. 444 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:31,991 You gonna sleep here? 445 00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:34,671 Yeah, I'm cozy. 446 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:36,698 'Kay. 447 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,829 I want a kiss goodnight. 448 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,837 - Goodnight, Junebug. - No, don't leave me. 449 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:48,935 Can we cuddle? 450 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:51,831 Mmkay. 451 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:08,529 Why'd you guys bring me here? 452 00:20:12,972 --> 00:20:14,924 Because we were afraid you were gonna try 453 00:20:14,974 --> 00:20:16,299 and kill yourself again. 454 00:20:25,185 --> 00:20:26,516 Good morning. 455 00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:27,577 Morning. 456 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,627 So? 457 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:34,114 So, we had sex last night. 458 00:20:34,164 --> 00:20:35,164 That we did. 459 00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:38,828 It's not weird, right? 460 00:20:38,878 --> 00:20:40,930 I don't think, do you think it's weird? 461 00:20:42,122 --> 00:20:43,122 No. 462 00:20:46,306 --> 00:20:48,538 How you feeling, junkie? 463 00:20:48,588 --> 00:20:50,553 Solid six outta 10. 464 00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:53,326 How are you two feeling? 465 00:20:54,264 --> 00:20:55,150 - Good. - Good. 466 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,397 Yeah, good. 467 00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:58,258 So you two fuck buddies now, or what? 468 00:20:58,308 --> 00:21:00,012 Well if someone could handle their booze a little better. 469 00:21:00,036 --> 00:21:00,887 What do you guys feel like doing today? 470 00:21:00,937 --> 00:21:02,792 Really beautiful breakfast, Sal. 471 00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:05,365 You know, we can't all be ritzo chefs. 472 00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:06,712 How do you guys feel about a hike? 473 00:21:06,736 --> 00:21:07,520 I'm into it. 474 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,429 Can I say no? 475 00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:10,263 No. 476 00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:11,627 Now that we've all seen you naked, 477 00:21:11,651 --> 00:21:15,052 I think we can confidently say you could do with the hike. 478 00:21:15,102 --> 00:21:16,836 That's really mean. 479 00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:19,329 Okay, well then, I need a drink. 480 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,600 It's 9:00 a.m. 481 00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:23,423 It's vacation weekend, no judging on vacation weekend. 482 00:21:23,473 --> 00:21:24,810 So we're just gonna pretend like this 483 00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,266 is all just a vacation, Sal? 484 00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:27,897 Fuck off. 485 00:21:27,947 --> 00:21:30,140 And we're low on beer. 486 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,112 Wow, that's embarrassing. 487 00:21:32,162 --> 00:21:34,794 I'll run into town, and we can take off when I get back. 488 00:21:34,844 --> 00:21:35,787 Want company? 489 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,388 ♪ Bow chick a wow ow ♪ 490 00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:39,713 You done? 491 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:41,315 Sorry, I'm done. 492 00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:42,768 No, I'm good, see you guys in a bit. 493 00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,034 Bye forever. 494 00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:45,778 Bye forever. 495 00:21:54,954 --> 00:21:56,022 How do you make an emergency call 496 00:21:56,046 --> 00:21:58,712 if you don't have any fucking service? 497 00:22:13,343 --> 00:22:15,205 Do you think we fucked up? 498 00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:16,439 What do you mean? 499 00:22:16,489 --> 00:22:17,877 You know what I mean. 500 00:22:17,927 --> 00:22:18,711 Yeah. 501 00:22:18,761 --> 00:22:19,862 Yeah, we fucked up? 502 00:22:21,681 --> 00:22:23,203 I don't know. 503 00:22:23,253 --> 00:22:25,365 We brought him out here to have a good time, 504 00:22:25,415 --> 00:22:28,648 but instead we just end up getting drunk and fucking him. 505 00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:30,800 Well to be fair, only you fucked him. 506 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,850 Right. 507 00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:34,354 How was that, by the way? 508 00:22:34,404 --> 00:22:35,655 Shut up. 509 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:37,287 I'm actually super curious. 510 00:22:37,337 --> 00:22:38,121 I don't know. 511 00:22:38,171 --> 00:22:39,939 I mean, it's Sal, he's not exactly Fabio. 512 00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:41,881 Again with the outdated references. 513 00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:44,047 I don't know, I guess it felt intimate. 514 00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:50,280 Well, at first I was repulsed and now I'm just jealous. 515 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:53,343 Oh please, things must be like 50% less awkward for you. 516 00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:54,653 Yeah. 517 00:22:54,703 --> 00:22:56,269 You fucked Sal. 518 00:22:59,069 --> 00:23:00,800 We had a weird moment last night. 519 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:02,802 We all had a weird moment last night. 520 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:08,371 When we were falling asleep, Sal told me that he loved me. 521 00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:10,469 Yeah, so? 522 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,496 I don't know, it felt different. 523 00:23:14,974 --> 00:23:16,996 I think you're reading too much into it. 524 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,047 Probably. 525 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,681 So what are we gonna do? 526 00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:23,723 We're going for a hike, right? 527 00:23:23,773 --> 00:23:25,042 You know what I mean! 528 00:23:26,296 --> 00:23:30,710 I don't know, just act as normal as possible, I guess, 529 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,965 and let him talk about it if he wants to? 530 00:23:34,094 --> 00:23:35,094 Oh shit. 531 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:49,742 Ah, hey. 532 00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:51,061 Hey, Sal. 533 00:23:51,111 --> 00:23:51,894 How are you? 534 00:23:51,944 --> 00:23:53,263 Ah yeah, super. 535 00:23:53,313 --> 00:23:55,362 Good, I'm glad. 536 00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:56,412 How are you? 537 00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:58,418 I'm okay. 538 00:23:58,468 --> 00:23:59,779 Yeah uh, me too. 539 00:24:01,561 --> 00:24:04,364 I guess we gotta deal with all the ex shit now. 540 00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:07,596 Yeah. 541 00:24:08,338 --> 00:24:09,655 Look, I'm just, I'm calling to ask you 542 00:24:09,679 --> 00:24:11,528 if I can grab a few things? 543 00:24:12,482 --> 00:24:15,265 Hey, I found that rum you were asking about. 544 00:24:15,315 --> 00:24:16,352 We also have a great selection 545 00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:18,378 of west coast pale ale from Winchhammer. 546 00:24:18,428 --> 00:24:21,080 I'll take two six packs, thanks. 547 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,308 Okay. 548 00:24:22,358 --> 00:24:24,777 Oh, are you in the liquor store already? 549 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,368 Ah, yeah. 550 00:24:28,418 --> 00:24:31,291 Eh, I'm glad, let off some steam. 551 00:24:31,341 --> 00:24:33,683 So can I grab a few things? 552 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:37,027 I am actually on the island, with Izzy and June. 553 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:37,887 Oh, cool. 554 00:24:37,937 --> 00:24:41,071 That's okay, I can just, I'll get them another day. 555 00:24:41,121 --> 00:24:42,492 Yeah, maybe we could, I dunno, 556 00:24:42,542 --> 00:24:43,649 grab a cup of coffee or something? 557 00:24:43,673 --> 00:24:47,137 Actually um, well I have a key, 558 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:49,846 so do you think I could let myself in? 559 00:24:52,237 --> 00:24:55,478 It's not like it's my first time there. 560 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,451 I hate this. 561 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:02,502 It'll do you good. 562 00:25:03,547 --> 00:25:04,331 Fuck you. 563 00:25:04,381 --> 00:25:05,381 I meant mentally. 564 00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:12,972 So how's the shop going? 565 00:25:13,023 --> 00:25:14,974 Pretty good, people like it. 566 00:25:15,025 --> 00:25:16,676 You're blowing up! 567 00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:18,208 Yeah, I guess. 568 00:25:18,258 --> 00:25:19,889 It's different than I expected, though. 569 00:25:19,939 --> 00:25:20,770 How do you mean? 570 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,023 I dunno, I guess I just romanticized 571 00:25:23,073 --> 00:25:24,904 the idea of owning my own shop so much 572 00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:26,839 that now it seems kind of... 573 00:25:26,889 --> 00:25:28,608 Like what? 574 00:25:28,658 --> 00:25:29,519 Boring? 575 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:30,786 Isn't it worth it to get all your friends 576 00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:32,212 half priced clothes, though? 577 00:25:32,262 --> 00:25:33,749 Yeah, it's good, I'm just complaining 578 00:25:33,773 --> 00:25:36,726 about what I've always wanted, so I'll just go fuck myself. 579 00:25:38,852 --> 00:25:43,857 ♪ As a burning gave up a garden of the rice ♪ 580 00:25:44,318 --> 00:25:48,610 ♪ You're the sweetest love I have ever felt ♪ 581 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:53,665 ♪ And I don't need to know what I'd do without you now ♪ 582 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:59,418 ♪ You got to get back because the sun is growing old ♪ 583 00:25:59,468 --> 00:26:00,816 You all right? 584 00:26:00,866 --> 00:26:02,082 Yeah. 585 00:26:02,132 --> 00:26:05,392 ♪ I leave my doors unlocked, baby come in from the cold ♪ 586 00:26:05,442 --> 00:26:08,053 Maybe we could a just taken the car, but yeah, sure. 587 00:26:08,103 --> 00:26:10,830 ♪ What I'd do without you now ♪ 588 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,880 Wow. 589 00:26:15,252 --> 00:26:16,846 You guys, let me get your picture. 590 00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:18,364 Come on, Sal, we gotta get our picture taken. 591 00:26:18,388 --> 00:26:20,030 Gotta do it for the 'Gram. 592 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,671 Always complaining and then making it 593 00:26:21,721 --> 00:26:22,955 your profile picture. 594 00:26:29,299 --> 00:26:31,011 All right, well let's get a selfie. 595 00:26:31,061 --> 00:26:32,132 I thought no phones? 596 00:26:32,182 --> 00:26:33,283 What did I just say? 597 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,333 Okay, fine. 598 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,189 One, two, three. 599 00:26:37,239 --> 00:26:38,608 Wieners! 600 00:26:38,658 --> 00:26:40,040 Beautiful. 601 00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:42,322 Okay, I have to find somewhere to pee. 602 00:26:42,372 --> 00:26:43,156 Do you have to go? 603 00:26:43,206 --> 00:26:44,094 No, I'm good. 604 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,365 Okay fine, Jill. 605 00:26:45,415 --> 00:26:48,608 But if I get eaten by wolves, it's on your conscience. 606 00:26:48,658 --> 00:26:49,839 Here's hoping. 607 00:26:49,889 --> 00:26:51,091 Yours too, Sal. 608 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,366 You doing okay? 609 00:26:59,899 --> 00:27:00,899 Yeah. 610 00:27:05,215 --> 00:27:06,215 No. 611 00:27:09,619 --> 00:27:10,619 I don't know. 612 00:27:13,803 --> 00:27:17,560 It's fine, I'm uh, not gonna try to kill myself again. 613 00:27:19,921 --> 00:27:23,286 I was really hoping I didn't say that last night. 614 00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:26,049 It's okay, I'm a fucking mess. 615 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,989 But I think I'll stay being a living mess for now. 616 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,091 You fucking better. 617 00:27:33,593 --> 00:27:34,844 It was a long time ago. 618 00:27:36,059 --> 00:27:38,231 I know, I still worry about it. 619 00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:40,928 I know, I know. 620 00:27:46,006 --> 00:27:49,089 That was all head stuff. 621 00:27:49,139 --> 00:27:51,641 This time my actual life's just going to shit. 622 00:27:51,691 --> 00:27:53,383 Please, you got dumped. 623 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:54,433 People get dumped. 624 00:27:57,567 --> 00:28:00,630 And I might have gotten fired. 625 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,680 Might have? 626 00:28:04,104 --> 00:28:04,887 I did. 627 00:28:04,937 --> 00:28:07,247 Oh shit, Sal, what happened? 628 00:28:07,297 --> 00:28:10,800 Scott said I emotionally checked out. 629 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:13,403 I mean, you kinda did though, right? 630 00:28:13,453 --> 00:28:14,534 I guess. 631 00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,432 Why didn't you tell me? 632 00:28:15,482 --> 00:28:17,357 'Cause it's fucking embarrassing. 633 00:28:17,407 --> 00:28:18,698 So is the rest of your life, 634 00:28:18,748 --> 00:28:20,700 and you still tell me all about it. 635 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:21,750 Dick. 636 00:28:25,285 --> 00:28:27,047 Oh, and last night, 637 00:28:27,097 --> 00:28:29,929 I slept with 1 1/2 of my two best friends. 638 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,965 Oh man, your life is going to shit. 639 00:28:38,638 --> 00:28:41,011 Okay, so we just throw this white ball 640 00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,558 and try and get the other ones closer, yeah? 641 00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:44,060 Yeah, and then you can like knock people's balls 642 00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:47,175 outta the way and stuff, and then things get pretty dirty. 643 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,009 I like it dirty. 644 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,359 Oh I know you do. 645 00:28:49,409 --> 00:28:51,911 I remember it being more of a gentleman's game. 646 00:28:51,961 --> 00:28:53,283 It's mainly played in Marsielle 647 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,305 and sometimes people get stabbed over it. 648 00:28:55,355 --> 00:28:57,057 That's why French call this one. 649 00:28:57,107 --> 00:29:00,630 Wow, sounds lovely, getting stabbed over what appears 650 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,432 to be European horseshoes. 651 00:29:02,482 --> 00:29:04,753 Well, if we can't make up our own rules, 652 00:29:04,803 --> 00:29:06,652 we can at least come up with new names for things, 653 00:29:06,676 --> 00:29:08,928 like if I knock you outta the way, 654 00:29:08,978 --> 00:29:10,877 I have to apologize profusely. 655 00:29:10,927 --> 00:29:13,023 Guys, this is like, 100 years of French tradition 656 00:29:13,073 --> 00:29:16,183 that you to have ruined in like, five solid minutes. 657 00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:17,367 Remember? 658 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,868 Ruined. 659 00:29:18,918 --> 00:29:20,070 Oh, one last rule. 660 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,922 You gotta play with a drink in your non-throwing hand. 661 00:29:22,972 --> 00:29:25,055 Okay see, now that is French tradition. 662 00:29:25,105 --> 00:29:26,406 Nice. 663 00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:28,228 Miss France at all? 664 00:29:28,278 --> 00:29:29,779 All the time. 665 00:29:29,829 --> 00:29:30,990 It's kinda weird though. 666 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:32,355 Like, I wouldn't move back there, 667 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,931 I mean, I could for a few years, but it's not home. 668 00:29:35,805 --> 00:29:37,557 Well, how about you move back to France, 669 00:29:37,607 --> 00:29:38,528 and I'll come with you. 670 00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:40,270 I can be like your unemployed roommate, 671 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,981 but it'll be cool, 'cause it's France. 672 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:42,899 What about me? 673 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:43,993 You can come too. 674 00:29:44,044 --> 00:29:44,974 Yay. 675 00:29:45,025 --> 00:29:46,239 We're not going to France. 676 00:29:46,289 --> 00:29:47,073 Boo. 677 00:29:47,123 --> 00:29:48,123 Boo. 678 00:29:50,057 --> 00:29:51,981 Hey, how about a game of desert island? 679 00:29:52,032 --> 00:29:53,433 Yeah. 680 00:29:53,483 --> 00:29:54,784 'Kay, I'll go first. 681 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,081 Beverages. 682 00:29:56,131 --> 00:29:57,737 Mm, toughy. 683 00:29:57,787 --> 00:29:59,815 Assuming there's a fresh water source on the island? 684 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:00,680 Of course. 685 00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:04,244 'Kay, then I'm gonna go beer, gin, 686 00:30:04,294 --> 00:30:06,416 and I'll get back to you. 687 00:30:06,466 --> 00:30:07,970 Any particular beer? 688 00:30:08,021 --> 00:30:09,075 I'm gonna go with a west coast pale ale. 689 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,963 You knocked me outta the way. 690 00:30:11,841 --> 00:30:15,855 My dearest Junebug, I express my sincerest apologies 691 00:30:15,905 --> 00:30:16,952 for knocking you outta the way 692 00:30:16,976 --> 00:30:19,709 and decreasing your chances of winning this round. 693 00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:21,971 Well I would pick a red wine, 694 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:24,074 something like a really nice Bordeaux, 695 00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:27,097 and coffee, single origin, from Ethiopia. 696 00:30:27,147 --> 00:30:27,930 I'll go coffee, too. 697 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,685 And a beer, but something like a bog standard 698 00:30:29,709 --> 00:30:31,571 like this one, so I could drink a shit ton 699 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,405 and never get tired of it. 700 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:33,239 I like your style. 701 00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:38,294 Okay, I'll go coffee too, root beer, and sake. 702 00:30:38,707 --> 00:30:39,979 - Sake. - Nice. 703 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:41,401 No thanks. 704 00:30:41,451 --> 00:30:46,456 Mmkay, so that is 671 for June, 473 for me, 705 00:30:46,826 --> 00:30:50,080 and we'll call it six for Izzy. 706 00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:51,193 Why not? 707 00:30:51,243 --> 00:30:55,312 Also, no one wants to be on your island. 708 00:30:55,362 --> 00:30:56,146 What? 709 00:30:56,196 --> 00:30:57,423 Who picks oatmeal as one of their meals? 710 00:30:57,447 --> 00:30:59,759 It's delicious and nutritious. 711 00:30:59,809 --> 00:31:02,732 Okay, how about three exes on your island. 712 00:31:02,782 --> 00:31:03,833 Hard pass. 713 00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:05,175 - Yeah, no. - Okay fine, 714 00:31:05,225 --> 00:31:07,870 it probably wasn't the best time for that one, anyways. 715 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,718 It's kinda cool how we're all finally single together. 716 00:31:12,742 --> 00:31:14,634 Jesus, we've been single for one day. 717 00:31:14,684 --> 00:31:15,821 Look at the shit we get up to. 718 00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:17,857 Now we can finally hit the town properly. 719 00:31:17,907 --> 00:31:20,043 We are gonna have so much fun. 720 00:31:21,181 --> 00:31:23,993 I dunno, I don't plan on being single for too long. 721 00:31:24,044 --> 00:31:25,056 It doesn't suit me. 722 00:31:25,106 --> 00:31:26,142 So you're just gonna date someone to feel better 723 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:27,237 instead of for romance? 724 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,708 I mean romance is a bonus. 725 00:31:28,758 --> 00:31:30,860 - Okay, fair. - No it isn't. 726 00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:34,224 Finding your soulmate is the most important thing in life. 727 00:31:34,274 --> 00:31:36,846 Maybe in a Disney movie. 728 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,538 So you're just gonna date anybody? 729 00:31:38,588 --> 00:31:40,920 You're not gonna try and find out who you are 730 00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:42,582 and try and find your real soulmate? 731 00:31:42,632 --> 00:31:45,545 It sounds like something out of a great magazine, June, 732 00:31:45,595 --> 00:31:47,057 but yeah, for now. 733 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:47,890 - But if you... - How about 734 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,179 we go get some food? 735 00:31:49,229 --> 00:31:50,229 Yeah. 736 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,937 You coming, girl? 737 00:32:03,075 --> 00:32:04,075 Yeah. 738 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:16,605 ♪ All my friends say they can't breathe ♪ 739 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:21,796 ♪ All my love will marry me ♪ 740 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:27,322 ♪ Oh, mama says I grow too quick ♪ 741 00:32:27,561 --> 00:32:32,172 ♪ Oh, dear I think I'm getting sick ♪ 742 00:32:32,222 --> 00:32:34,844 Jesus Christ, Sal. 743 00:32:34,894 --> 00:32:37,551 ♪ My own medicine ♪ 744 00:32:37,601 --> 00:32:40,299 ♪ Oh ♪ 745 00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:43,435 ♪ It's my head again ♪ 746 00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:58,662 ♪ Oh, baby burst along ♪ 747 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,048 ♪ Oh, maybe ♪ 748 00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:12,422 A digital detox would be so good. 749 00:33:12,472 --> 00:33:15,435 Agreed, but I'm honestly not that bad anymore. 750 00:33:15,485 --> 00:33:17,123 I mean, with the kitchen, I don't even get to my phone 751 00:33:17,147 --> 00:33:18,858 until like 11, and then in the morning, 752 00:33:18,908 --> 00:33:20,240 you just wanna chill. 753 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,402 But I could go without my phone for awhile. 754 00:33:22,452 --> 00:33:23,603 I'm terrible. 755 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,388 Yeah, but you need it for your work. 756 00:33:29,699 --> 00:33:31,817 You really aren't buzzed about the store anymore, are you? 757 00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:36,846 No, I like it, it's just I expected to love it, you know? 758 00:33:38,898 --> 00:33:42,982 It's like, it was my dream and it's not anymore. 759 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:44,784 If that makes sense. 760 00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:45,834 I get that. 761 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,817 So what's your new dream? 762 00:33:48,688 --> 00:33:50,283 Horse whisperer. 763 00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:53,383 Maybe stick to the store for now. 764 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,735 But speaking of a digital detox, where is Sal? 765 00:33:57,317 --> 00:33:59,182 Hey Sal, hurry up. 766 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:01,430 Sal? 767 00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:14,354 He's not there. 768 00:34:14,404 --> 00:34:15,404 Porch. 769 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:22,461 Shit. 770 00:34:25,915 --> 00:34:27,883 Maybe one of us should stay here in case he comes back. 771 00:34:27,907 --> 00:34:30,308 If he comes back, it means he's alive and we're fine. 772 00:34:30,358 --> 00:34:31,358 True. 773 00:34:40,390 --> 00:34:41,390 Izzy! 774 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,701 Oh my god, he's not there. 775 00:35:00,751 --> 00:35:03,336 Oh fuck. 776 00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:04,801 It's okay. 777 00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:09,622 What the fuck are you doing, you asshole? 778 00:35:11,066 --> 00:35:13,713 Asshole, why am I an asshole? 779 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,912 What the fuck are you doing here? 780 00:35:15,962 --> 00:35:16,879 I was going for a jog. 781 00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:17,929 A jog? 782 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:20,270 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 783 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,781 We're looking for you, dickhead. 784 00:35:21,831 --> 00:35:23,933 Yeah, you could a told us where you went. 785 00:35:24,804 --> 00:35:26,216 You're right. 786 00:35:26,266 --> 00:35:31,271 Sorry, I felt like shit, so I decided to go for a jog. 787 00:35:32,572 --> 00:35:34,637 It's overrated, by the way. 788 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,585 Well let's, let's go home for dinner. 789 00:35:45,495 --> 00:35:46,495 Sal. 790 00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:53,123 Yeah? 791 00:35:53,173 --> 00:35:54,897 You can't disappear like that. 792 00:35:56,996 --> 00:35:58,341 You need to relax. 793 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,199 I'm serious. 794 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:07,666 You're right. 795 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,120 I'm sorry. 796 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:19,829 Are you guys done with those peppers yet? 797 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:21,981 Just need a little more time. 798 00:36:22,032 --> 00:36:23,716 Well can we get them done today? 799 00:36:30,616 --> 00:36:32,372 You two are like children. 800 00:36:32,422 --> 00:36:34,787 Can we get these finished so we can eat, please? 801 00:36:41,688 --> 00:36:42,572 Izz, this was so good. 802 00:36:42,622 --> 00:36:44,504 Yeah Izz, you're too good. 803 00:36:44,554 --> 00:36:46,883 Thank you, but it'd be a lot better with peppers. 804 00:36:46,933 --> 00:36:48,301 True. 805 00:36:49,259 --> 00:36:50,526 Hey, remember that meal you made us 806 00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:52,022 when we went camping at the lake? 807 00:36:52,072 --> 00:36:54,737 That was the first trip you guys took with Lucy. 808 00:37:02,842 --> 00:37:05,085 How did you cook that all over an open fire? 809 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:05,918 It was no sweat. 810 00:37:05,968 --> 00:37:07,133 Yeah right, you were sweating. 811 00:37:07,157 --> 00:37:08,208 Okay, really though. 812 00:37:08,258 --> 00:37:09,749 There's this guy in Sweden that I met 813 00:37:09,799 --> 00:37:11,421 who runs a Michelin star restaurant, 814 00:37:11,471 --> 00:37:13,503 and everything's cooked over an open flame. 815 00:37:13,553 --> 00:37:15,115 That sounds like a sweat fest. 816 00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:16,966 Oh, says Senor Sweats from last night. 817 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,048 Yeah, he's a sweater. 818 00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:19,818 No really, you'd think he was in some sort 819 00:37:19,859 --> 00:37:22,142 of interrogation room with two bald cops and a bright 820 00:37:22,192 --> 00:37:24,774 spotlight on him. - Okay, okay, we get it. 821 00:37:24,824 --> 00:37:26,772 So what do you guys wanna do tonight? 822 00:37:26,822 --> 00:37:30,300 I dunno, I'm not responsible for anything. 823 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:32,922 I was thinking a drinking game or two. 824 00:37:32,972 --> 00:37:35,485 Okay, but let's just keep it slow tonight, yeah? 825 00:37:35,535 --> 00:37:36,586 No. 826 00:37:36,636 --> 00:37:38,198 What'd you have in mind? 827 00:37:38,248 --> 00:37:39,789 Let's start with Truth or Dare. 828 00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:41,171 - Yes. - No. 829 00:37:41,221 --> 00:37:42,512 Come on, one round. 830 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:43,346 Absolutely. 831 00:37:43,396 --> 00:37:44,720 You guys just want me to be naked, 832 00:37:44,744 --> 00:37:45,811 singing Mickey Mouse again. 833 00:37:45,835 --> 00:37:48,488 Hey, there's no guarantee it's gonna be the same song. 834 00:37:48,538 --> 00:37:50,940 Great, and after that? 835 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:53,576 Then I was thinking a game of I've Never. 836 00:37:54,534 --> 00:37:57,007 We all know everything about each other. 837 00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:58,268 Do we? 838 00:37:58,318 --> 00:37:59,659 I think it'd be fun. 839 00:37:59,709 --> 00:38:00,770 Thank you, Izzy. 840 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,502 Super. 841 00:38:02,552 --> 00:38:04,775 Oh come on, stop being such a lame-o. 842 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:05,609 You're not allowed. 843 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:07,392 Exactly, so start stripping. 844 00:38:07,442 --> 00:38:08,442 Great. 845 00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:13,433 Okay, I have never been helping out 846 00:38:13,483 --> 00:38:15,935 at a charity event, dressed as Santa Claus, 847 00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:17,687 and passed out because of a hangover. 848 00:38:17,737 --> 00:38:20,140 And this is why I didn't wanna play this game. 849 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:29,992 I have never pictured myself with one of the three amigos. 850 00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:40,380 Okay, but let's pick things 851 00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:43,073 that we don't already know about each other. 852 00:38:43,123 --> 00:38:44,834 I pooed in my neighbor's garden. 853 00:38:44,884 --> 00:38:46,776 Wow. 854 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:48,293 Yeah. 855 00:38:48,343 --> 00:38:49,375 You know, you're supposed to say, "I've never," 856 00:38:49,399 --> 00:38:51,351 beforehand, but fuck it, I'll allow it. 857 00:38:52,442 --> 00:38:55,075 I've never masturbated in the bathroom at work. 858 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,726 Gross. 859 00:38:56,776 --> 00:38:58,364 Grosser than pooing in your neighbor's lawn? 860 00:38:58,388 --> 00:38:59,388 Fair. 861 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,582 For real? 862 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:05,365 Am I the weird one for not masturbating in public? 863 00:39:05,415 --> 00:39:07,877 Huh, I guess I'm not a total degenerate. 864 00:39:07,927 --> 00:39:09,079 Oh no, you still are. 865 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:15,152 ♪ Getting dumped is an opportunity ♪ 866 00:39:15,202 --> 00:39:19,556 ♪ Exactly ♪ 867 00:39:19,606 --> 00:39:24,097 ♪ To have June hold your wiener while you pee ♪ 868 00:39:27,056 --> 00:39:31,301 ♪ And getting fired by your friend, Scott ♪ 869 00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:35,389 ♪ Makes you seem really hot ♪ 870 00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:38,442 ♪ To all the ladies ♪ 871 00:39:39,649 --> 00:39:42,202 Hey, you'll be fine, you had two ladies last night. 872 00:39:42,252 --> 00:39:44,104 Ah, 1 1/2. 873 00:39:44,154 --> 00:39:45,154 Ha ha. 874 00:39:47,347 --> 00:39:51,711 So, in regards to that, I was thinking. 875 00:39:51,761 --> 00:39:52,992 Yeah? 876 00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:56,126 Seeing as how I got left outta the threesome last night. 877 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:58,688 You mean barfing your guts out in the toilet. 878 00:39:58,738 --> 00:40:02,445 Yeah, I was thinking we could try again tonight. 879 00:40:12,812 --> 00:40:15,758 Uh, yeah, okay. 880 00:40:16,726 --> 00:40:17,527 Let's do this. 881 00:40:17,577 --> 00:40:18,577 Sal? 882 00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:25,115 Right, um, it's probably not a great idea, Juniper. 883 00:40:25,185 --> 00:40:26,879 Come on, it'll be fun. 884 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,159 I mean, you're right. 885 00:40:30,510 --> 00:40:32,112 Right? 886 00:40:32,162 --> 00:40:34,414 I just don't think it's a great move, guys. 887 00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:38,378 It's vacation weekend, remember? 888 00:40:38,428 --> 00:40:40,043 You guys are overthinking this. 889 00:40:43,633 --> 00:40:44,784 I think Izzy's right. 890 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:52,668 You guys are no fun. 891 00:40:55,676 --> 00:40:57,228 How about a game of bok choy? 892 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:00,749 Yeah. 893 00:41:05,795 --> 00:41:10,350 Okay, next category, girls who don't hate Sal. 894 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,211 Ha! 895 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:12,362 Girls don't hate me. 896 00:41:15,444 --> 00:41:16,626 They don't. 897 00:41:16,676 --> 00:41:17,817 Sal's mom. 898 00:41:17,867 --> 00:41:18,728 See? 899 00:41:18,778 --> 00:41:19,945 Okay yeah, I've actually been meaning 900 00:41:19,969 --> 00:41:21,037 to talk to you about that one. 901 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,598 I think she loves you just a little too much. 902 00:41:22,622 --> 00:41:24,114 - Shut up. - Yeah, he's mommy's 903 00:41:24,164 --> 00:41:24,947 little soldier. 904 00:41:24,997 --> 00:41:25,997 Oh, very funny. 905 00:41:26,926 --> 00:41:28,121 Uh, Molly. 906 00:41:31,141 --> 00:41:32,592 What, Molly loves me. 907 00:41:32,642 --> 00:41:35,825 I believe the word she used to describe you was entitled. 908 00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:36,659 What? 909 00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:38,698 She ain't a fan, pick 'em up. 910 00:41:38,748 --> 00:41:39,748 Shit. 911 00:41:44,374 --> 00:41:46,496 'Kay, what's your category? 912 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:50,020 Things to do tonight that are not shitting on Sal. 913 00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:51,271 Go moonlight canoeing. 914 00:41:52,782 --> 00:41:54,007 Have another campfire. 915 00:41:55,025 --> 00:41:56,396 Watch a movie. 916 00:41:56,446 --> 00:41:57,446 Go to bed early. 917 00:41:58,188 --> 00:41:59,489 Have a proper threesome. 918 00:42:04,914 --> 00:42:05,914 June. 919 00:42:07,664 --> 00:42:08,448 What? 920 00:42:08,498 --> 00:42:10,560 Come on guys, I missed out last night. 921 00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:11,610 It's not fair. 922 00:42:13,173 --> 00:42:14,173 June. 923 00:42:16,486 --> 00:42:17,270 June. 924 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,249 I'm just getting things going. 925 00:42:19,299 --> 00:42:20,850 You didn't complain last night. 926 00:42:23,023 --> 00:42:25,838 June, please sit down. 927 00:42:28,888 --> 00:42:29,689 June. 928 00:42:29,739 --> 00:42:30,739 What? 929 00:42:31,761 --> 00:42:33,313 You're embarrassing yourself. 930 00:42:36,286 --> 00:42:37,286 Wow. 931 00:42:44,704 --> 00:42:46,116 We should go. 932 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:47,166 Yeah. 933 00:43:08,988 --> 00:43:09,772 Junebug. 934 00:43:09,822 --> 00:43:11,334 Don't Junebug me. 935 00:43:13,186 --> 00:43:16,576 I'm sorry we're not feeling like hooking up tonight. 936 00:43:16,626 --> 00:43:19,069 The vibe is just not there. 937 00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:21,471 It's fine, Sal, just go do whatever you want. 938 00:43:22,452 --> 00:43:25,495 Like usual, you're not responsible for anything. 939 00:43:25,545 --> 00:43:29,126 That's not fair, and you know it. 940 00:43:29,176 --> 00:43:30,730 Do I? 941 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:32,042 Do I know it? 942 00:43:32,092 --> 00:43:33,289 Why don't you guys just go back inside 943 00:43:33,313 --> 00:43:34,920 and keep making fucking eyes at each other? 944 00:43:34,944 --> 00:43:36,068 What? 945 00:43:36,118 --> 00:43:37,923 You think I don't notice the new spark between you two? 946 00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:40,170 June, we're just trying to have a relaxed night. 947 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:42,762 Yeah, a relaxed night without me, right? 948 00:43:42,812 --> 00:43:44,389 Shit. 949 00:43:44,439 --> 00:43:46,246 You know what, I can't do this right now. 950 00:43:46,296 --> 00:43:47,967 Classic Sal. 951 00:43:48,018 --> 00:43:49,642 And what's that supposed to mean? 952 00:43:51,021 --> 00:43:52,021 Nothing. 953 00:43:53,253 --> 00:43:55,455 June, if you've got something to say, fucking say it. 954 00:43:55,505 --> 00:43:58,248 Okay, everything is always on your terms. 955 00:43:58,298 --> 00:44:00,380 You wanted to hook up last night, so we did. 956 00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,552 You're upset, and it's up to me to fix it. 957 00:44:02,602 --> 00:44:04,534 You act like a fucking asshole. 958 00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:06,876 You just can't deal with this right now. 959 00:44:06,926 --> 00:44:07,710 That's not... 960 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,049 I do everything for you. 961 00:44:09,099 --> 00:44:12,022 I spent $1,200 to try and make you feel better. 962 00:44:12,072 --> 00:44:14,134 I booked an Airbnb on the island 963 00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:16,616 that you never shut up about to make you happy. 964 00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:19,076 I do everything to make you happy. 965 00:44:19,126 --> 00:44:20,480 No one asked you to. 966 00:44:20,530 --> 00:44:22,199 You don't have to! 967 00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,805 What the fuck are you saying? 968 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,542 She's saying she's in love with you. 969 00:44:35,605 --> 00:44:37,727 Sorry, I think I'm still kinda high. 970 00:44:37,777 --> 00:44:38,777 Well she's not. 971 00:44:41,821 --> 00:44:45,008 That's not what you're saying, right? 972 00:44:46,878 --> 00:44:48,130 I don't know. 973 00:44:51,201 --> 00:44:52,732 Maybe. 974 00:44:52,782 --> 00:44:54,080 June, why didn't you ever say anything? 975 00:44:54,104 --> 00:44:56,116 Oh yeah, 'cause that's an easy one. 976 00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:58,264 I'm feeling weird that you slept with our best friend, 977 00:44:58,288 --> 00:44:59,339 I'm in love with him. 978 00:44:59,389 --> 00:45:00,740 You don't mean that. 979 00:45:00,790 --> 00:45:02,562 Exactly June, please, just try to explain, 980 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:03,396 just say something. 981 00:45:03,446 --> 00:45:04,627 I'm not talking to you. 982 00:45:07,707 --> 00:45:09,482 What do you have to say for yourself? 983 00:45:11,121 --> 00:45:12,955 What do you want from me, June? 984 00:45:13,893 --> 00:45:15,435 Do you want me to say that yeah, sure, 985 00:45:15,485 --> 00:45:16,509 I fucking thought about it. 986 00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:17,317 I don't know. 987 00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:18,778 That I'm somehow magically better 988 00:45:18,828 --> 00:45:21,121 and ready to fucking jump in with both feet. 989 00:45:21,171 --> 00:45:22,448 Well you sure made it clear earlier 990 00:45:22,472 --> 00:45:24,474 that you don't give a shit who you date. 991 00:45:26,796 --> 00:45:28,144 How long has this been going on? 992 00:45:28,168 --> 00:45:28,951 Sal. 993 00:45:29,002 --> 00:45:32,049 Because it seems like this is your store all over again. 994 00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:33,536 "I want a store more than anything!" 995 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,690 "Fuck, never mind, no I don't." 996 00:45:34,714 --> 00:45:35,714 Stop it. 997 00:45:38,678 --> 00:45:41,111 I don't know what I'm doing. 998 00:45:41,161 --> 00:45:42,352 Shut up. 999 00:45:42,402 --> 00:45:44,024 I haven't slept in almost a week, 1000 00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:46,966 and I'm pretty sure I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. 1001 00:45:47,017 --> 00:45:50,180 Let's not forget why you fucking brought me here. 1002 00:45:50,230 --> 00:45:53,443 Hey, guys, I might be able to help. 1003 00:45:53,493 --> 00:45:54,899 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1004 00:45:54,923 --> 00:45:55,707 What the fuck, Bryan. 1005 00:45:55,757 --> 00:45:56,716 How long have you been here? 1006 00:45:56,766 --> 00:45:58,864 Long enough to know that I could be of some help. 1007 00:45:58,914 --> 00:45:59,829 Dude, you need to leave, now. 1008 00:45:59,879 --> 00:46:01,387 This isn't one of those times where you can weasel 1009 00:46:01,411 --> 00:46:03,023 you way into a conversation, Bryan. 1010 00:46:03,073 --> 00:46:04,074 Look, hear me out. 1011 00:46:04,124 --> 00:46:06,536 I am not just a friendly Airbnb host. 1012 00:46:06,586 --> 00:46:08,648 I am also a licensed sexual therapist. 1013 00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:09,519 You need to step off. 1014 00:46:09,569 --> 00:46:11,827 Oh my god, who the fuck even licenses that? 1015 00:46:11,877 --> 00:46:13,423 Chill out, chill out, hear me out. 1016 00:46:13,473 --> 00:46:16,256 Sal, correct me now if I'm overstepping... 1017 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:17,837 You clearly are. 1018 00:46:17,887 --> 00:46:19,879 This is a beautiful woman. 1019 00:46:19,929 --> 00:46:22,730 It is not natural to turn that away. 1020 00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:28,300 - Fucking idiot! - Sal, what're you doing? 1021 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:30,248 I'm defending your honor! 1022 00:46:30,298 --> 00:46:31,703 Hey, hey! 1023 00:46:31,753 --> 00:46:33,352 Wait till I'm done, motherfucker! 1024 00:46:35,735 --> 00:46:38,348 Well now you've unleashed the dragon! 1025 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:40,238 I was in the reserves! 1026 00:46:43,573 --> 00:46:44,357 Jesus! 1027 00:46:44,407 --> 00:46:45,711 What? 1028 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:46,546 Do you have a boner? 1029 00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,018 No. 1030 00:46:48,068 --> 00:46:49,565 I can feel it! 1031 00:46:49,615 --> 00:46:50,980 It's not my fault. 1032 00:46:51,031 --> 00:46:52,754 It's friction based! 1033 00:46:58,398 --> 00:46:59,209 Hey! 1034 00:46:59,259 --> 00:47:00,343 It was necessary. 1035 00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:05,844 I don't need you to defend me, asshole. 1036 00:47:25,025 --> 00:47:27,387 Okay, we're all good to go. 1037 00:47:27,437 --> 00:47:28,728 Any sign of June? 1038 00:47:28,778 --> 00:47:29,778 Nothing. 1039 00:47:31,771 --> 00:47:34,124 Oh, it was good to get that out in the open though, aye? 1040 00:47:34,174 --> 00:47:35,515 Dude. 1041 00:47:35,565 --> 00:47:37,397 Yeah, I might have overstepped it a bit. 1042 00:47:37,447 --> 00:47:39,149 Hey, we all got carried away. 1043 00:47:39,199 --> 00:47:40,353 Don't mention it. 1044 00:47:42,012 --> 00:47:44,634 I think June's at the beach, I passed her on my way here. 1045 00:47:44,684 --> 00:47:45,925 Shit. 1046 00:47:45,975 --> 00:47:47,327 I need to get to work, Sal. 1047 00:47:48,353 --> 00:47:50,704 What do you want me to do about it? 1048 00:47:50,754 --> 00:47:52,362 I think you need to go after her. 1049 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:54,714 I'm gonna say this, and you're making me say this, 1050 00:47:54,764 --> 00:47:57,127 but Bryan's right, you need to go talk to her. 1051 00:47:57,177 --> 00:47:59,719 Bryan, don't know how many times I have to say this, 1052 00:47:59,769 --> 00:48:01,621 but could you stay out of this? 1053 00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:02,808 Oh, I thought we were okay? 1054 00:48:02,832 --> 00:48:04,267 Not sure why you'd think that. 1055 00:48:04,317 --> 00:48:05,627 Sal, please? 1056 00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:07,227 Well, you said so. 1057 00:48:07,277 --> 00:48:08,861 She doesn't wanna talk to me. 1058 00:48:09,999 --> 00:48:11,331 She's made that very clear. 1059 00:48:11,381 --> 00:48:13,009 Well you two need to sort your shit out, 1060 00:48:13,033 --> 00:48:14,634 and we need to catch this ferry. 1061 00:48:20,170 --> 00:48:21,170 Fuck me. 1062 00:48:26,691 --> 00:48:29,259 Jeez, and he says I'm the bad guy. 1063 00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:32,042 Bet he didn't even read the house rules. 1064 00:48:32,092 --> 00:48:33,310 He did not, Bryan. 1065 00:49:14,933 --> 00:49:16,876 You like me. 1066 00:49:16,926 --> 00:49:17,926 Shut up. 1067 00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:28,373 I don't know what I'm doing. 1068 00:49:32,112 --> 00:49:33,112 I know. 1069 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:35,304 Like, at all. 1070 00:49:42,122 --> 00:49:45,438 It's not like I haven't thought about it. 1071 00:49:48,924 --> 00:49:49,924 About us. 1072 00:49:51,681 --> 00:49:55,018 It's just not right, right now. 1073 00:49:59,501 --> 00:50:00,567 I know. 1074 00:50:00,617 --> 00:50:02,545 And to be clear, I'll be fine. 1075 00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:06,099 It's not like I thought anything was gonna actually happen. 1076 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:14,354 Please, you can't resist these hips. 1077 00:50:14,404 --> 00:50:15,975 Yeah that's, that's what it is. 1078 00:50:16,026 --> 00:50:19,192 I can't resist a man with pronounced hips. 1079 00:50:20,294 --> 00:50:25,299 ♪ I fly in the air that you provide ♪ 1080 00:50:27,381 --> 00:50:30,732 ♪ I will soar upon your wings ♪ 1081 00:50:30,782 --> 00:50:35,787 ♪ I will lie down beside your feet ♪ 1082 00:50:37,963 --> 00:50:42,089 ♪ It's where I'll stay 'cause you say there ♪ 1083 00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:47,144 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1084 00:50:47,403 --> 00:50:52,408 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1085 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:57,547 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1086 00:50:58,021 --> 00:51:01,441 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1087 00:51:50,271 --> 00:51:55,276 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1088 00:51:55,566 --> 00:52:00,571 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1089 00:52:00,687 --> 00:52:05,692 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1090 00:52:06,169 --> 00:52:11,174 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1091 00:52:11,732 --> 00:52:16,655 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1092 00:52:16,705 --> 00:52:21,710 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1093 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:27,178 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ 1094 00:52:27,730 --> 00:52:31,151 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪